All we need is to laugh...

I know it's lame that I keep quoting things from other people but I figure we need to laugh a little more and these Jack Handy Depp Thoughts do the trick for me...here are just a few of my favorites....enjoy my friends and remember to laugh!!

“When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.”

“If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.”

“You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.”

“Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.”

"I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it."

The month of Chuck!!!

Some how I started quoting Chuck Norris quotes at work and now I have officially dubbed January "The month of Chuck!" If you haven't heard of any here is a tidbit to the many funny things you didn't know about our dear Chuck Norris!!

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits!
Chuck Norris counted to infinity ...twice!
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk and kill!
If you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble you win...FOREVER! (I dedicate this one to my sis) :)
Chuck Norris broke the sound barrier while riding a bike with a flat back tire and no chain!
Chuck Norris can eat just ONE Lays potato chip!

I will gladly add more as the month continues...and remember Chuck loves you. If you don't love him you'll get a roundhouse kick to the face!

Ja Ja Ja Jordans

Darrin is obsessed with Air Jordan shoes so now he is trying to carry that tradition onto Isaiah. Guess who is getting Air Jordan hightops tomorrow? I'l give you a hint it definitely isn't me. Darrin recently sold some Jordan's he had kept for 9 years a few months ago on Ebay and let's just say he made a nice little profit from it. His favorite style comes out on January 23rd so we'll see if he's one of the looney toons that goes to Footlocker at 6am. I take my other post back I'm not the only nerd in the family :)

The truth hurts

I would like you all to meet the most tactless person on the planet...me! I honestly don't think before I open my mouth. I suppose it could be entertaining at times but can't I just be cool for a couple minutes??? I am totally and forever not cool :) Feel free to pity me now in my concious state of uncoolness ...Where would one find a pocket protector? Does this mean I have to start playing Warcraft? Because I really don't want to.